Chucky with lil' Henry at Teddy's funeral Shane Mahood/SYFY photo
Chucky killed Teddy!
Chucky (Brad Dourif) killed Teddy! Not Teddy Ruxpin…but Teddy. Chucky killed Teddy (Noah Dalton Danby) the Secret Service agent man.
You see, Teddy was the secret service agent man to the president’s son, lil’ Henry Collins (Callum Vinson). Lil’ Henry, there, told Teddy that his new found friend Chucky, who goes by the name Joseph, now, has a heartbeat. “Joseph’s got a big heart too. At night, when I listen really close, I can hear it beating,” is what lil’ Henry told Teddy. Teddy looked, for a moment, at the lil’ fella and decided he better check that out.
Chucky, my bad, Joseph, doesn’t like grown folks checking out stuff about him. Grown folks checking out stuff about Joseph leads to grown folks finding out the truth about Joseph. And the one thing Joseph doesn’t want grown folks finding out about him is the truth because it always puts a crook in his grand master plan of creating an army of lil’ “Orphan Andies.”
That’s why when Teddy came a lookin’ to see if Joseph had a thump, thump, Joseph shot him, BAAM, dead, with his own gun, blowing out Teddy’s eyeball, brains, blood, tissue, skin, and cells all over lil’ Henry’s bedroom walls! Terrible, it is.
Chucky manage to put himself in a position to kill Secret Service Agent Man Teddy after he, Chucky, wiggle his way into the White House by changing his name to Joseph and then attaching himself to lil’ Henry.
It wasn’t hard, either. All Chucky had to do is what he does with all the lil’ “Orphan Andies,” which is to find out what interested them the most. And what interested lil’ Henry, there, the most are ghosts. “At least Joseph’s here to protect me from the ghosts,” is what the lil’ fella told his mama.
Lil’ Henry’s interest in the paranormal peaked after the brother, who he likes, died. Lil’ Henry’s parents, POTUS James Collins (Devon Sawa) and FLOTUS Charlotte Collins (Lara Jean Chorostecki), and his other brother, Grant Collins (Jackson Kellyy), don’t like talking to the lil’ fella, there, about the afterlife. They think it’s weird. Chucky and Secret Service Agent Man Teddy, though, take a different approach.
They talk to lil’ Henry. They listen to lil’ Henry. Chucky and Secret Service Agent Man Teddy are the “friends till the end” that lil’ Henry needs in his time of bereavement.
It’s just that the Chuckster, there, only rolls with the “friend till the end”, not the “friends till the end”, gang. If there’s an extra friend, like Secret Service Agent Man Teddy, in the mix, then ol’ Chucky, there, gotta get rid of him.
Extra friends put a crook in the Chuckster’s plans to use his BFF relationship with Henry in order to build up enough trust to the point that he can easily convince the lil’ fella to become a member of his lil’ Orphan Andies” army. So when the opportunity presented itself for Chucky to subtract Teddy from the “friends till the end” equation, he took it. And that opportunity presented itself after Henry told Teddy about Joseph’s “really big heartbeat:” “Joseph’s got a big heart too. At night, when I listen really close, I can hear it beating.”
Teddy went into lil’ Henry’s room, looked around, looked at Chucky, knelt down, saw the knife Chucky took off Henry’s daddy’s desk, looked up, saw Chucky come to life, and then got shot under the chin and fell back dead. Terrible, it is!
Chucky enjoyed every bit of it. He enjoyed it so to the point that he had to tell Jake (Zackary Arthur), Devon (Bjorgvin Arnarson), and Lexy (Alyvia AlynLind) about it. “You bitches miss me?!” Yes, the “bitches” missed him. The “bitches” missed him so that they have to wait to find him in order to kill him. Fortunately for them, though, their wait won’t be long.
"TRAGEDY AT THE WHITE HOUSE" is what was on their TV when they turned around and saw lil’ Henry carrying Chucky into the White House after Secret Service Agent Man Teddy’s funeral.
Terrible is what Chucky’s death will be at the hands of the three lil’ “bitches!”
You see, Teddy was the secret service agent man to the president’s son, lil’ Henry Collins (Callum Vinson). Lil’ Henry, there, told Teddy that his new found friend Chucky, who goes by the name Joseph, now, has a heartbeat. “Joseph’s got a big heart too. At night, when I listen really close, I can hear it beating,” is what lil’ Henry told Teddy. Teddy looked, for a moment, at the lil’ fella and decided he better check that out.
Chucky, my bad, Joseph, doesn’t like grown folks checking out stuff about him. Grown folks checking out stuff about Joseph leads to grown folks finding out the truth about Joseph. And the one thing Joseph doesn’t want grown folks finding out about him is the truth because it always puts a crook in his grand master plan of creating an army of lil’ “Orphan Andies.”
That’s why when Teddy came a lookin’ to see if Joseph had a thump, thump, Joseph shot him, BAAM, dead, with his own gun, blowing out Teddy’s eyeball, brains, blood, tissue, skin, and cells all over lil’ Henry’s bedroom walls! Terrible, it is.
Chucky manage to put himself in a position to kill Secret Service Agent Man Teddy after he, Chucky, wiggle his way into the White House by changing his name to Joseph and then attaching himself to lil’ Henry.
It wasn’t hard, either. All Chucky had to do is what he does with all the lil’ “Orphan Andies,” which is to find out what interested them the most. And what interested lil’ Henry, there, the most are ghosts. “At least Joseph’s here to protect me from the ghosts,” is what the lil’ fella told his mama.
Lil’ Henry’s interest in the paranormal peaked after the brother, who he likes, died. Lil’ Henry’s parents, POTUS James Collins (Devon Sawa) and FLOTUS Charlotte Collins (Lara Jean Chorostecki), and his other brother, Grant Collins (Jackson Kellyy), don’t like talking to the lil’ fella, there, about the afterlife. They think it’s weird. Chucky and Secret Service Agent Man Teddy, though, take a different approach.
They talk to lil’ Henry. They listen to lil’ Henry. Chucky and Secret Service Agent Man Teddy are the “friends till the end” that lil’ Henry needs in his time of bereavement.
It’s just that the Chuckster, there, only rolls with the “friend till the end”, not the “friends till the end”, gang. If there’s an extra friend, like Secret Service Agent Man Teddy, in the mix, then ol’ Chucky, there, gotta get rid of him.
Extra friends put a crook in the Chuckster’s plans to use his BFF relationship with Henry in order to build up enough trust to the point that he can easily convince the lil’ fella to become a member of his lil’ Orphan Andies” army. So when the opportunity presented itself for Chucky to subtract Teddy from the “friends till the end” equation, he took it. And that opportunity presented itself after Henry told Teddy about Joseph’s “really big heartbeat:” “Joseph’s got a big heart too. At night, when I listen really close, I can hear it beating.”
Teddy went into lil’ Henry’s room, looked around, looked at Chucky, knelt down, saw the knife Chucky took off Henry’s daddy’s desk, looked up, saw Chucky come to life, and then got shot under the chin and fell back dead. Terrible, it is!
Chucky enjoyed every bit of it. He enjoyed it so to the point that he had to tell Jake (Zackary Arthur), Devon (Bjorgvin Arnarson), and Lexy (Alyvia AlynLind) about it. “You bitches miss me?!” Yes, the “bitches” missed him. The “bitches” missed him so that they have to wait to find him in order to kill him. Fortunately for them, though, their wait won’t be long.
"TRAGEDY AT THE WHITE HOUSE" is what was on their TV when they turned around and saw lil’ Henry carrying Chucky into the White House after Secret Service Agent Man Teddy’s funeral.
Terrible is what Chucky’s death will be at the hands of the three lil’ “bitches!”
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